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Is she a woman or a girl? A dating guide for men!

A recent articleabout spotting the men among boys brought up some interesting points in the comments, including some humorous stories from personal experiences.The subject of what differentiates women from girls was also brought up, inspiring another challenging conversation.

Comedian Louis C.K. describes women as, “when you had a couple of kids and your life is in the toilet. When people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams– if you’re still standing after that s**t, you’re a woman!”

In essence, a woman’s life experiences and level of maturity have upgraded her to “the gold card” of quality and character. A woman has a sense of humility, grace, and appreciation for the little things, while girls have an entitlement complex, or suffer from being “Daddy’s little princess” far too long.

Based on comments from the article, and a Facebook poll later, here’s the dating guide of woman vs. girl:

The first date

Woman: shows up on time or early for the date, but definitely calls ahead if she will be late for any reason. When she arrives, she is impeccably dressed, and greets her date with a smile.

Girl: expects to be picked up from her place, but takes longer than she expected to get ready. Cleavage almost spills out of her shirt, and she has enough makeup on to put Vegas showgirls to shame. Her eyes roll when her date drives up in a Toyota instead of a BMW.

Woman: orders conservatively, with limited drinks, and offers to go Dutch. And she really means she’s willing to pay for her half.

Girl: orders the priciest item on the menu, including appetizers, dessert and lots of drinks. When the man picks up the check, she asks if she can chip in (doesn’t reach for her purse), waiting for the man to say, “that’s OK– I got it.”

Woman: thanks the man for dinner, and says she had a wonderful time (even if it was uneventful).

Girl: has become so lit from one too many cocktails, that she doesn’t make it to the car before the pricey dinner, dessert, and drinks come back up and pour onto the curb.

The Dating Game

Woman: doesn’t play games, says it like it is, and is honest about liking a man, or lets him know gently if things won’t work out. She takes the high road in breakups.

Girl: plays hard to get, often called a “tease,” is hot and cold, and will continue to string along a man she’s not interested in if she can continue to get free meals and nice gifts (not to mention her need for compliments). She will display the “Jerry Springer” outburst if she is dumped.

Her social life

Woman: knows the grocery clerks by their first names. She is frequently helping others because she enjoys it. She can have a night on the town with friends or by herself– and still has fun.

Girl: is a drama queen whose friends are sounding boards for dishing the latest gossip. Life is about hanging out, doing shots, and occasionally lifting her shirt for the boys.

Her sex life

Woman: is a saint outside the bedroom, and uninhibited behind bedroom doors. She is comfortable in her own skin, knows “the rules,” and exudes confidence. She likes to surprise her man with random, sexy outfits.

Girl: checks her watch during the act to see how much longer things will take. She has no problem going after other women’s men, and often uses sex as leverage to get what she wants. Most likely has a tiara in her possession, and needs constant reassurance about how “awesome” she is– in the bedroom, and everywhere else.

Do you have any other tell-tale signs of women vs. girls? Humor is always appreciated!

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The Reason Advertising Works:

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September RTT Article:

Fresh off the presses, my article about the infamous Chris Payne!

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Women’s Equality Leads to More Sex for Everyone, Study Says:

Next time you hear a man complain about sex, tell him it’s simple — he just needs to ensure that his female counterparts have fulfilling jobs, equal chances for advancement, and receive equal pay for equal work, and his gripes will be answered.

A new study from the American Psychological Association says people have more sex in countries where there is a greater degree of gender equality. The study, conducted in thirty-seven countries using over 300,000 couples, is based on a theory of “sexual economics.” Essentially, it treats sex like currency and breaks it down into supply and demand.

Since men desire sex, on average, more than women do, sex is a more valuable asset for a woman than it is for a man. In other words, a woman can use sex to get ahead in way that men can’t. In a repressive society, sex is a woman’s only asset, and so it becomes “expensive.” However, when she has lots of different ways to get ahead (like going to college or starting a rock band), sex becomes “cheaper.”
As the study’s author says: “If women don’t have many opportunities to make money on their own, they need the value of sex to be as high as possible… When women don’t have other opportunities, sex is the main thing she has to offer.”

It’s a clever — if not exactly sexy — way of looking at global sexual politics. Feminism: it’s win/win for everyone.

This post was written by Ben Reininga for Nerve.com.
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Weekend Recap:

It’s time for a nostaligic look back on my weekend… now if I could only remember what I did… oh yeah:

FRIDAY: Amazing

I had 4 events I said I would go to…. but I didn’t have that much time. So I had to make choices.

  • Corey’s 30th B-Day at Famous Dave’s
  • Pick up my custom art from Aric Shapiro at The Salvagery Artist Collective
  • Hangout with my boss and friends for drinks at the Stonehouse
  • Go to AWOLnation and hangout with radio friends

So priorities…. MUSIC and ART….check. I cancelled on Corey to go hangout with my boss. Then my boss cancelled, so 2 out of 4 events down the hole.

So I went to go visit Aric at the Salvagery to pick up my art. He was leaving the next day for the Playa to build The Temple for Burning Man. It’s amazing to me that people would donate a month of their time to build The Temple, just to watch it blow up. Just amazing.

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I met a whole gaggle of crazy New Zealanders… shouting and drinking PBR…(I think its the official drink of Reno). Overall it was a great time.

Flashforward to home, getting ready, shower and a shave (Hey I keep it classy)

Then off to go see AWOLnation. I love living downtown because there is always something unexpected going on. I went outside and there was fireworks shooting off the Silver Legacy. I’m assuming for Hot August Nights… it was a good start to the night.

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I met up with new friends at KRZQ as well as members of KDOT. In Reno radio you can’t really afford to make enemies. We are all in this crazy little city trying to survive in the broadcasting industry.

AWOLnation was good, but all their songs relatively sound the same. The thing I love the most is I am finally feeling like I’m well rooted in Reno as well as radio.

I can BS with the big boys about music, industry news, and just plain tell dirty jokes. I love it. It’s been a 5 years in Reno, but I feel like I’m really making it my home.

20110814-045939.jpgAfter the concert the afterparty was at Tonic. I watched Chris Payne spin the night away as well as some cool guy who looked and danced like Andre 3000.

(Always a highlight)

The night was filled with normal drinking/dancing debachuery.

Twas Fun.

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Saturday: Awkward

I woke up in a rush to get to the station. I looked like a hot mess, I didn’t wash off the makeup from the last night, my hair was crusted in hairspray…. it was ugly.

But regardless I had a good airshift from 10am-3pm. Nothing caught on fire… so I was happy.

(Yes, that is my low standard of success)

Afterwards I was inspired to go to Tahoe. One of those random adventures…. apparently I couldn’t inspire anyone else to go with me.I really didn’t want to go to a beautiful lake and sit there by myself. (This has been a theme for me, learning how to be alone… its not working)

So I went to the pool and that was just not as satisfying. 20110814-050028.jpg

I met up with one of my neighbors, I thought he was going to bring all his friends, but it just ended up being me and him… which was fine… just different than I imagined.I like groups, gaggles of people, bringing people together, bbq’s and such.

So one on one is hard for me.

Then we agreed to get a bunch of people to show up together… I knew about 15 people that were going to be out and about downtown. I cancelled on another friend for a house party because I believed in a this new plan… downtown drinking and such. Sorry Drew :(

So we agreed to meet at 9pm…. so at 10:30 we finally got together. I met up with my 2 friends at Imperial Bar. (It was 95 degrees in there, I was sweaty and gross) But I ran into 2 old friends back from my ballroom dancing days…. yeah!20110814-050054.jpg

After $2 Kamikaze shots at Imperial we decided to get some fresh airand head down to the Waterfall.

We enjoyed had some hookah, more drinks and ran into a couple of awkward situations.

For instance it was Reno High’s 10 year reunion so everyone had name tags on and we didn’t know anyone there!

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We enjoyed some more hookah and this amazing drink called a Juicy! Ask West or Brandon (the bartenders) about it next time you are there.

We got tired of being in room full of people that we didn’t know, yet they all knew each other and decided to meander to Brew Bros.

That place is very hit or miss, its either the best night or your life or completely irritating.

(Turned out to be the second one).

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I was surrounded by people having sex on the dancefloor… ok well just about having sex… but its always awkward being surrounded by people getting it on…

I was also hot and sticky and irritated. The band wasn’t that good and I got tired of being pushed around by the tongue jockeys. So we left and ate some food at Cafe Sedona.

{Isn’t the whole point of Reno is to be able to order chinese food at 2am?}

Apparently they only had breakfast food and I WAS PISSED. This night sucked. Good thing I was in good company with friends Corey, Shannon and David.

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So I made it home…. grumpy, but grateful for good friends.

SUNDAY: Lazy

It was so nice sleeping in. Sunday is the only day that I get to sleep for ungodly amounts of time.

So after a 10 hour nap I woke up and ate some leftover chicken soup. It is my Sunday tradition to stay in bed and watch bad TV.

So I watched ‘Switched at Birth‘ on HULU. Wow that stuff is addictive… its got drama, love, a real american family… its an absolute trainwreck. LOVE IT!

I’m currently hanging out till 7pm, playing whatever the hell I feel like on Rock 104.5 .

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After this… not sure.

I’ll probably  go to my BFF’s house and see how that baby is a growing.

(She’s pregnant)

Maybe she’ll feed me…..

Pregnant ladies always have extra food laying around the house.

Over all the weekend was full of ups and downs, good friends, awkward situations and bad tv.

Thanks for reading :)

~Layla

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Men Have It As Tough As Women?

By Marcus Osborne for GalTime.com

Sometimes I wonder if I’m just a masochist. Maybe I just like the pain. Honestly, the only protection I’m sporting against the pending avalanche of invectives from the majority of women who’ll read this article is a thicker skin than lesser men. I’m hoping, though, that after you’ve kicked your monitor, called me some unflattering names or requested that I perform an act upon myself guaranteed to garner the attention of yoga instructors and porn movie directors alike, you’ll at least take the time to catch your breath and consider my points.

My acknowledgement first. I’m not a woman, but I know that being a woman is often supremely difficult. Sexism sucks. Being objectified sucks. Being paid less to perform the same job sucks. Having some old codger drop a condescending, “Honey” or “Sweetie” on you is no doubt a pain in the butt. I’ll never know the misery of menstrual cramps or the pain of childbirth. And lord knows that sifting through the army of jerks, players, users, abusers and emotionally unavailable frogs to finally kiss that Prince Charming is hardly a picnic. Being. A woman. Is Hard. But you know what’s just as hard?

Being a guy.

Yep, I said it. Being a man is just as difficult as being a woman. Now don’t get it twisted. I’m not at all saying that there is gender equity in the tribulations they each face. I’m not saying that it’s the same; I’m saying being a man is just as hard.

Related: 7 Burning Questions Guys Want to Ask

This is something that virtually every guy thinks. Most don’t complain about it openly. They know that this is just the way it is and they accept the rules of the game. Additionally, guys can’t really get away with admitting that the pressure of “being a man” weighs on him like a two-ton boulder. Why? Because a man openly acknowledging that the societal heat is getting to him is given the stink-eye.

Guys aren’t allowed to show any weakness. Don’t cry. Only wimps do that. Share your feelings? Pansy. Guys don’t see therapists. Studies show that men have a higher rate of suicide than women. Go figure. Now this isn’t a “poor us” rant. I mean, it is what it is, right? This is just me, a guy, stepping up for the fellas to say that this game is no walk in the park for us either.

Related: Can Women Have Sex Like Men?

In the dating game, guys have to develop thick skins to deal with regular rejection. Women don’t. Men have to pay for dates, women don’t. Husbands have to be providers, women don’t. These seem like trivial things, but mind you, the inability to be anything less than great in any of these areas is akin to walking on nails for a guy. Just as men can never truly know the pressures of being a woman, a woman can never truly appreciate the pressures of being a man.

Again, I’m not trying to say men and women face the same problems, I’m saying they both face very, very real societal stressors that adversely affect them equally. And while the door is open for women to express whatever emotional impact those pressures kindle, guys do not typically enjoy the same open-door policy.

But what do you think? Am I wrong? Am I just being soft? Should guys just “man up” and just deal with it? Or do you think my perspective has any merit at all?

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Justin Timberlake Loves College Sports:

Justin Timberlake arriving at the 2007 Golden ...

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Because I have love for Justin Timberlake. Because I listened to every N*SYNC albumn (sorry to disappoint my Rock fans). JT- on my top 3 ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card’ with Adam Levine and a certain bassit in a Rock Band…

But back to JT:

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Five Things it Means When He Says He Wants Space:

From: http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2009/03/five-things-it-means-when-he-s.html

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Five Things it Means When He Says He Wants Space

A lot of you guys have been asking various forms of the same question: my dude seems to be putting the brakes on, and I don’t understand what it means. Well, it can mean a few different things…

Listen, I’m not a mind-reader. So I can’t tell you exactly why he says he “needs a little space,” or “wants to take things a little more slowly,” or “needs some time to think about things” or any of the other vague, overly gentle and therefore more heartbreaking ways he has of saying this. He might actually be gay for all I know, and that’s an awfully hard thing to diagnose from an anonymous post on Smitten.

But I can tell you that it doesn’t mean it’s the end. I’ve told every single girlfriend I’ve ever had that I needed space. Obviously I didn’t end up marrying every single girlfriend I had (I only married Blossoms, whom I told several times that I needed space). But what it means is that there is something about being in a relationship that has always freaked me out. I can feel the freak-out once in a while even now, when I’m married, it’s just that it doesn’t bother me much any more because I know better.

But I can make several broad characterizations about what it means when guys say this:

1) He’s scared. This I can say for certain. Whether he’s scared because he’s too much in love and is losing himself, of because he’s afraid he’s going to end up married to someone he doesn’t want to be married to, or because, like me, relationships can just plain scare him, I can’t say for certain.

2) Yes, he may want to break up. The hard truth is that this is what it seems: a break-up with training wheels.

3) He wants to make sure he’s in control. This is a really selfish thing, and something I’m guilty of. But sometimes men just want to make sure that they are in control of a relationship because not being in control is a feeling that makes them very uncomfortable. It’s the same reason you put the brakes on when you’re driving or skiing or riding a bike downhill: control.

4) He’s trying to be honest. While, yes, asking for space can be selfish. And hurtful. And really kind of evil. There’s also something a tiny bit noble about it. He needs some time to think about what he wants. And he’s being strong enough to ask for it.

5) What it may not mean is that this is the end. There’s something holding him back from breaking up. Or else he’d have said, “It’s not me, it’s you… can I have my keys back?” Maybe it’s that he truly does suspect (as it was in my case) that it’s him, and not you.

What do you guys think? Has your man ever asked for space? What happened? What did it mean? And do you think it’s fair? Is it the most annoying and painful thing ever? Tell me!

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Funny Cat Pictures:

That’s right… it’s that time of the day when we put all our bad mojo to the side and sit and enjoy stupid cat pictures.

A Real American Tradition!

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