Being recently single has its benefits. I can do what I want – WHEN I WANT! But I’ve also got hit on by anything with a penis. Which if the offers were better, I might consider. BUT I always get hit on by ugly older men. Its getting to the point of ridiculousness. So I thought the best way to deal with it is to post it live to the internet and let you read them. Teeee-heeeee. I have kept their identity secret because it’s really none of anyone’s business. I’m doing this for my own form of therapy. I’m sure it will piss some people off. oh well. 
Oh Captain...My Captain..Get Away From Me!
- Hey great pictures. You remind me of a girl I used to date.
- you are a very cute little lady! glad you are Tahoe’s friend! (yep…I was hit on by Lake Tahoe- didn’t know that was possible)
- You got the nicest legs I’ve ever seen…I’m going to be down in Vegas this weekend..do you wanna meet up?
- Oh you are getting divorced..that sucks..i’m married, but I’m in an open relationship…so if there is anything that I can do for you…call me.
(Then I went to a different guy friend who knows this guy and told him what he said…. then he said)
- I can’t believe he said that! It’s kinda funny though…i’m in an open relationship…what do you think about them?
- I should have kissed you when I had the chance (Coming from the guy with a girlfriend)
- How are things going? It must be hard…do you want to go out to drinks and talk about it (coming from the guy who adopted my dog and hasn’t returned my phone calls for a year about how my dog was doing….but as soon as I’m single he wants to talk!)
- Hey… you wanna go to SF together? (Coming from someone who I haven’t talked to in over a year- where’s the hi / how ya been, nope pretty much- me / u/ sf. hahaha)
- Do you want to be my friends with benefits? How about I fly you out to Nashville?
- I’m not one of those creepy guys, but I have to say…..(about 15 people have used this line)
That’s all for now….but i’ll keep updating.
I love being young and turning heads! Its fabulous, but you gotta admit some of these are ridiculous. I have received some nice respectful offers and by all means I’m not making fun of those people. You guys rock- thanks for doing it right. But the ones above are just basically all the same “Will you have sex with me?” That’s what they all say to me.
Thoughts?
